“It was. But you know something, there is a lesson to be learned in today’s modern music. And I believe that it is, everyone has a better life than me…”
"I think the song is called, I have 99 Problems and Counting…”
"Since I have had a lack of questions, I decided to put a song I think everyone will enjoy on the blog. And now to use the internet for what it was intended for… the big-uns website."
"I was not born yesterday, Dweeb-a-saurous Rex… or at least I’m pretty sure I wasn’t born in the last few years, but my point is never gonna happen unless I see that you aren’t 1 of my brother’s dorky friends, ok?"
"… nice try Al. I know it must be you or one of your babble buffoon of buddies…"
"You know something, I do, and it just gets me so angry that someone doesn’t stick cameras in my face all day like that. I mean, I’m just as interesting as any of them."
"No, no we are more welcoming than that, though uh, a donation is encouraged, strongly. Otherwise, you have to pass the initiation test, which is a choice between killing the wife or buying us guys beer.”
"Oh that’s easy! You just have to wear practically nothing! Just don’t tell my Dad, alright?"
"I may be color blind, but I want to keep what vision I have left, so I tend not to look."